"I kiss the tip of your...." Sexy new single available in three different versions.
STRIKE MODERN
ICE CREAM
Savory and sweet. Updated regularly. Our debut playlist. Listen, share and follow.
Tell yo fam, slime.
VIBE &
CAPTURE
Strike Modern News and Curated Culture
A STORY
Strike Modern Records was founded when three lost and wounded semi-bionic clones from the future crashed a two-door space sedan into Planet Earth's stratosphere. LLC papers immediately drafted upon entry.
Utilizing inter-dimensional love of explosive music, our mission is to make the world glow by blowing up the artists we love.
BLOW UP
& GLOW
*wait, wut?*
YOU HEARD US.
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MEET THE TEAM *
SHERMAN FOLKS, III
Co-Founder
* False name. Not actually pictured.
DR. LILLIAN WONG
Co-Founder
* Visual approximation of a pseudonym.
MS. DAISY FUENTES
Chief Financial Officer
* Real name but not in relation to Strike Modern in any regard.
* Due to the delicate circumstances surrounding the founders of Strike Modern escaping from the future, they are in effect "time fugitives."
As such, any photographic evidence of their existence must be simulated. Additionally, it is imperative that their names are fabricated for their protection from inter-dimensional tax codes. Simply regard them collectively as Strike Modern, and everything will be fine.
CONTACT US
For media inquiries, artist booking and licensing or just to say hi...
Please note, we do not offer training in inter-dimensional space travel. So don't bother asking, Julia.